I DON'T WANT YOUR EARTH GOAT

Jan 03
shiloh911:

nudityandnerdery:

thatbloodyrobot:

theillustratednerdgirl:

xxxninjaundiesxxx:

davesexual:

pentacletier:

bubbykat:

bloggertier:

oh-my-godtier:

i’m a creeper from minecraft.

i am the joker

sbahj
omg

three words: gotta go fast

i can hide in the grass like a ninja
ok

im batman. amm i think im the balm noww

I’m Leonard Cohen, and my powers come from songs of love and hate.

I am a flying skeleton with a dapper outfit and an accordion. NONE CAN STAND IN MY WAY.

I’m… a D&D group? I’m thinking it’s sorta like Captain Planet, but with nerdy stuff instead of eco-friendly messages.
“Let our powers combine! Dice!”“Mountain Dew!”“Character sheet!”“Initiative bonus!”“Rules lawyering!”“By your powers combined, I am- the Dungeon Master! And seriously, rules lawyer, we’re going to make fun of you even more than we made fun of the Heart guy on Captain Planet.”

So I can be my blood elf warlock?  Sweet.

Minnesota Quidditch!!

shiloh911:

nudityandnerdery:

thatbloodyrobot:

theillustratednerdgirl:

xxxninjaundiesxxx:

davesexual:

pentacletier:

bubbykat:

bloggertier:

oh-my-godtier:

i’m a creeper from minecraft.

i am the joker

sbahj

omg

three words: gotta go fast

i can hide in the grass like a ninja

ok

im batman. amm i think im the balm noww

I’m Leonard Cohen, and my powers come from songs of love and hate.

I am a flying skeleton with a dapper outfit and an accordion. NONE CAN STAND IN MY WAY.

I’m… a D&D group? I’m thinking it’s sorta like Captain Planet, but with nerdy stuff instead of eco-friendly messages.

“Let our powers combine! Dice!”
“Mountain Dew!”
“Character sheet!”
“Initiative bonus!”
“Rules lawyering!”
“By your powers combined, I am- the Dungeon Master! And seriously, rules lawyer, we’re going to make fun of you even more than we made fun of the Heart guy on Captain Planet.”

So I can be my blood elf warlock?  Sweet.

Minnesota Quidditch!!

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